slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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7nipples:

i wanna be slightly drunk with a pretty girl

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DANNY PUDI IS ALSO ON THIS SHOW

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dave franco is in greek????

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franciscomarin:

we spent hours talking one gorgeous afternoon. first meeting at Trump Tower, then walking over to Central Park, where we put whiskey from the flask in my backpack into her Coke can and walked around, blissed out as the sun started to set. later on we’d fumble around our conversations at a speakeasy bar, then at an arcade, and finally on a grimy sidewalk in the Lower East Side, before she went home at 11:30pm — ostensibly because she was tired but more than likely it was because we had run out of things to talk about.

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doctorlaser:

OkCupid is wild

Original post by talizorah-vas-rannoch.

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v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

similar thing happened at tulane

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daughterofargus:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

I’m also intrigued by which countries voted “abstain.” Weird how the EU doesn’t seem to want to get involved …
#israel #Palestine #war crimes #genocide #ethnic cleansing

daughterofargus:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

I’m also intrigued by which countries voted “abstain.” Weird how the EU doesn’t seem to want to get involved …

#israel #Palestine #war crimes #genocide #ethnic cleansing

(Source: twitter.com, via wuboo)

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viviras:

omfg

(Source: lionessqueendom)

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😒😒😒

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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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hauntedgalaxy:

raise your hand if you’re a queer kid who started out as an overly invested “straight” “ally”

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nappynisha:

2013

that smile though! KillenEm

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